What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What happens to single guys when they get older?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?